Honey, why are there condoms in your bedside drawer?

Monday, June 22, 2009

This question is enough to send chills down the spine of any adulterer, it certainly sent them down mine when my H asked this question of me. The H who has had a vasectomy.

So what do you say when your asked this question?

There are two choices, you lie and deny or you cough up the truth and live with the consequences.

So you are probably wondering what I replied......


[As a note: these events happened quite some time ago]

17 comments:

Sexy at Forty said...

I'm having a heart attack!! What the heck did you say????

JANE said...

holy shit. I am in a complete panic for you...kind of like when my husband (who doesn;'t know about my blog) asked me why there were naked pix of me doing yoga on my camera....

Aurore said...

This is not a good cliffhanger. I hope everything's alright.

Hubman said...

Oh shit...

Yeah, I want to know. And more importantly, I hope everything is okay!

Enchanted Mistress said...

You are just going to have us wait for the answer..aren't ya? ;) So so bad..muwahaha! LOL

Ron in Florida (Ronald10021) said...

Yes, inquiring minds want to know, and friends/fans are curious, worried and hopeful that all worked out ok.

PhoneFunGuy said...

"They were from your pre-vasectomy days, dear".

I hope that's what you said, and I hope it worked!!

The Duchess said...

Uh yeah! What did you say?

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Why, for when one doesn't want to bother with messy cleanup on toys they use for vaginal or anal masturbation, of course. Particularly ones with lots of "texture".

What? Totally legit.

Condoms are also nice with anal play--no fingernail edges to contend with.

Kimberly said...

FUCK! Do tell....

The world according to Gaz said...

So how did you answer that one? I have had a vasectomy but up until recently had some in my drawer. But the wife decided she didn't like the look of them so tossed them out. Lucky i had spares

Ms Scarlett said...

Hope everything's okay , and that you were quick on your feet with an answer!

Me said...

So ????

Topaz said...

Wow.
Panic just washed over me on your behalf.
I feel a headache coming on.
Whichever route you decided to take, I hope it was a conscious decision that you wanted to make.

bdenied said...

I hope you said, because Honey I wanted to put one in my mouth and slip it on your cock and see how good I am at it....

Anonymous said...

Teaser....lol

Advizor said...

I love the answer Ms. Inconspicuous gave. they are for those days when I just want to fuck without the mess.

Or, you just kneel down, slip one on him, and stroke him till he cums as a demonstration.

But, do tell......

 
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