Stuff happens...

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Sometimes in life stuff just happens....recently I had 'stuff happen' in my life which meant I had to pull my blog for a wee while. But now that the stuff is over and done with my blog and I are back (assuming of course you noticed I was gone, if you didn't feel free to ignore this post!) What was the stuff I hear you ask? ummm gonna take a dodge on that answer and just leave it at 'stuff happens'!

Anyway, now we are back and up and running, I will have to tell you all about the fantastic over-nighter I had with Mr Big...

HNT: *That* Picture

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Anyone who holds a membership to an 'Adult Dating' website has one of these. Yup, that picture that you send out to those that you deem worthy of receiving it. It shows you at your flattering best without giving away who you are, hot (I hope) but anonymous. This is mine.....

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone!


List of 8's

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Here are the rules:

1. Mention the person (or people) who tagged you.
2. Complete the lists of 8s.
3. Tag 8 other bloggers and let them know they have been tagged.

I got this from the lovely Topaz

8 things I am looking forward to:
-getting a hair cut & colour
-going on holiday next month!
-finishing our house renovation
-getting home tonight
-having a wine & a catch up with my sister (nothing like a girly gossip to sooth the soul)
-a time when we don't have to work so much/so hard
-my next restaurant meal

8 things I did yesterday:
-had sex with the H (why did that come to mind first??)
-forgot 'the original bit on the side's' birthday (yup I'm in deep shite over it)
-drank two glasses of outstanding Yarpie pinot noir....yeah who would have thought it eh?
-ate chocolate
-banked an extremely large cheque for a work contract we have just finished (Yay money, wine, chocolate & sex all on the same day and it was a Monday too! outstanding!)
-went to work
-had a major tantrum over the teenager hogging the bathroom in the morning
-agreed to babysit a miniature poodle while her Daddies are away on holiday for a week

Isn't she cute!

8 things I wish I could do:
-not be at work right now....
-find more time to go to the gym
-spend more time with my husband & kids
-eat whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted with no effect!
-run 10km without stopping
-not worry about stuff so much
-paint the fingernails on my right hand without making a mess of it
-rule the world mwahahaha (kidding!)

8 shows I watch:
-Greys anatomy
-The News
-Sarah's House
-Grand Designs
-Any kind of motorsport
-The politically incorrect guide to parenting
-U choose 40
-too many kids shows to count!

8 favourite fruits:
-grapes (not sure if they are really a fruit!)

8 places I'd like to travel:
-The UK
-The States
-The South Island

8 places I've lived:
Will skip this one, being from a very small country and all....

8 people I've tagged who don't have to if they don't want to:
Well hell, everyone I wanted to tag has been tagged already! Feel free to pop it on your own blog tho!

Friday funny

Friday, August 7, 2009

Yeah its Friday down here! TGIF!

My sister sent this email to me this morning and I have spent the last ten minutes cracking up over it.....too funny, so I thought I would share......

Sing the tune "I will survive"


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!


I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Warning: Bitchy, whiny vent ahead...

Monday, August 3, 2009

How many times can someone bail out of plans you have made with them before you starting thinking its you? Was it something I said, something I did, geez do I smell bad? I know 'life' happens and shit just gets in the way, but really, fuck....

Mr Big has, yet again, 'been unable to make it'. And I'm pissed, seriously pissed [as if you couldn't already guess] and what's even worse is I'm pissed off that I'm pissed off.....this should not be pissing me off! Mind you, I should have known, its Monday. For some reason, Mondays and I just don't mix.

Oh and then he asks if I'm free one night this week instead....well I could be but I'm pissed off and I cant have sex with someone I'm pissed off with [a girl thing I suspect] so that particular little gem has gone unanswered for the could take several hours [days] for me to cool off enough to formulate a reply.

Oh it just gets better too....I had been writing a post about the original bit on the side finally being out of my life, but no, he's not. He has started a new job today as a general manager for a large company [good for him, he deserves it!] and I rather naively thought that this new job would keep him relatively office bound and too busy to bother with me. Wrong. So far I have been furnished with his new cellphone number [ you can text me any time] and spammed with emails this morning, ok not spamed, they contained some quite outstanding porn clips, but still. He's there....still. I was obviously being a tad preemptive in writing that post!

On the bright side....I have the most gorgeous blueberry and white chocolate muffin and a packet of timtams waiting for me when I get home, no day is so bad that it cant be fixed with chocolate or alcohol or both!
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