Friday funny

Friday, August 7, 2009

Yeah its Friday down here! TGIF!

My sister sent this email to me this morning and I have spent the last ten minutes cracking up over it.....too funny, so I thought I would share......

Sing the tune "I will survive"


SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

11 comments:

Gray said...

Oh my god, that is the funniest thing I've seen all week! Thank you for sharing!

Hubman said...

Someone needs to record that and post it on YouTube!! That's great...

Advizor said...

I love this !!!!
I just sent it to my wife.

Anonymous said...

And here I thought it wasn't size, it was how I used it that counted....Oh well.

Enchanted Mistress said...

That was great! I need to send it to my female friends..too funny!

Black Pearl said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Topaz said...

...french fry....
hahaha!

Ben said...

Funny. Real men will not be threatened :)

DomesticityAndDepravity said...

Oh, I SO needed that right now!!! LOL...thanks!

Topaz said...

Tag... you're it!
Come over to my blog to check it out...

Riff Dog said...

I love it! And I promise not to bring you a french fry. ;-)

 
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