14 minutes....the longest damn fourteen minutes of my life! It took me that long to scull my Sav and leave, which quite frankly was about Ooooo 12 minutes too long in my humble opinion. Hey I was being polite...so here I am, rather trollied on a glass of wine which I managed to drink rather too quickly... (thank fuck for spell check I say!)
Y'all were thinking I was talking about a fuck didnt you? Dirty deviants...bless ya. No, it was the meeting from hell, fourteen minutes from hell. You know, when you see someone's picture, you kind of assume (possibly rather kindly) that they will indeed resemble said picture and to be fair he probably did....10 years ago. When someone describes their body shape as average, you expect average and to be fair it probably was....10 years ago. Not quite sure how this one slipped under my radar...
Seriously...the next post will be about someone fuckable, fuckalicious even! This teaser was never meant to happen...
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LOL
I don't meet folks but you can be damn sure if I did I would damn sure send a current pic. What did he think you wouldn't notice?
Can't you do him under the Trades Description Act?
I know everyone probably finds a flattering angle for a picture from time to time, but sending a pic of the you of 10 years ago is well offside. If I did that I'd weigh about 3 stone less and have hair. Actually, that's too depressing a thought to contemplate!
I have to say I've been pretty lucky so far, and I wonder how I'd react if it was to happen to me!!! But now, I'll try to break your record, for sure. :)
All my pictures are current.
:-)
Oh no!
The saving grace is that you had the experience of the bat-ugly using a 'stunt' picture (a term I started using due to Riff's post) and you survived. And it all took less than quarter of an hour. Another glass of wine should scrub the image from your mind, so bottoms up!
(ugh... bad pun, in this respect...)
I once met a girl who said she was petite....she must have been talking wide not tall....dontchahateitwhenthathappens?
Oh yeah.. totally been there... 14 minutes though? That real talent...
I do hate the 10 year old picture trick... talk about false advertising!!
I don't get why people lie about that stuff. It would suck to watch the dissapointment on someones face when they see the truth. Gaurenteed failure!
Well at least good for you getting out of the date in 14 minutes! What did you do, fake an illness or an emergency with a "sick" child?
LOLOLOL...
This is funny... 14 minutes is QUICK!!!
~shoes~
I hate to laugh at your expense, but sadly, that's an experience I know too. Why is it always funnier when it happens to someone else??? ;-)
By the way, always fear the word "average." ;-)
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