A good fuck buddy is hard to find...

Monday, March 1, 2010

Why is it that a good fuck buddy is hard to find...You would think that it would be a simple process of logging onto AFF, trawling through the multitude of messages your profile throws up, choose a man [or two] that fits your criteria, meet for coffee to check he's not a psychopath in disguise [and he is and appears to be what he says he is] and proceed to the nearest hotel to have what you would hope to be, a decent shag.  Sounds so simple doesn't it?

Its bloody not! I am quite sure that it wasn't this challenging the last time around. Or maybe its me...maybe I am just being too picky...Nah, standards must be maintained!

So after barely a week I was left banging my head against the wall, wondering why I do this to myself? [Because I like to have a no-strings fuck buddy around for when I'm in the mood for it] Although, to be fair, some of the grief was entirely my own fault. For some strange reason, I thought it would be fun to do a wee social experiment and reply to every message I received...I entirely blame Riff and his ilk for this.

Their collective whining on about how women never reply to their messages made me think that it was unfair of us females to do so. And since I don't live above the equator my inbox generally wont have 150 messages in it after one day like those poor northern women, so as an experiment it was do-able. Besides, maybe I was missing out on a diamond in the rough by ruthlessly culling out every man that didn't immediately fit my criteria...

What the fuck was I thinking? Seriously, I should have my Slutty Girl membership revoked for such idiotic behaviour. I lasted three days...hey, I have perseverance if nothing else and some seriously good blog fodder, omg the stories I have for you...The moral of that wee story is, do not reply! If he doesn't fit your pre-set criteria, do not be kind, just ignore, there are no diamonds in the rough lurking in your inbox.

And I know that sounds incredibly hard to those guys reading this that are often ignored, but really, a few wankers out there really do ruin it for the rest of you. If your not a wanker, go read Riff's series on how to write a good profile and score yourself a MILF, I have no doubt that if you follow his simple 12-step program you will be successful!

So with my social experiment hastily put to one side, I was free to discard with gay abandon those that didn't fit and start conversations with those that did. Which led to....more head banging!

Then, just as I was about to abandon all hope of finding a decent fuck buddy, a wee glimmer or two appeared on the horizon...

13 comments:

The Duchess said...

I sooo get this. Responding to all messages just leads to increased frustration. I can appreciate the politeness behind it, but I too gave up on that pretty quickly.

Get8More said...

I miss-read you title, I though you were saying "a hard fuck buddy is good to find... dang!

Southern Sage said...

that has to suck and some cat is damn sure missing out. I never tried any of the sites but I suspect I'd mess it up on the profile!

Ellie said...

Never been near any such sites but I think I'll steer extra-clear now!

Sexy at Forty said...

It's very frustrating to find a good hot guy on those sites. I have not checked our account in a few months. It's just disappointing when they are all married, overweight, or old.

Ella said...

This business is not like other social circumstances. It can (strike that) it is exhausting. Gotta make the hard cuts from the get go. Diamonds in the ruff are not allowed. After all, you are only one woman. xo E.

Me said...

I hear you ! I try to be polite and get into situations where I have no envy of being it. And if I get my opinions out, I'm a bitch.

Can't wait to hear about the glimmer :)

bdenied said...

Oh my you lovely lady you are telling our story. I used to reply to all messages too, if only to give a polite, "thanks but no thanks." big mistake. I have learned that guys and yes Im one of them, can be total fucking idiots. They can't seem to handle rejection. Typical response, "Thank you for replying to our add. We appreciate your interest, however we are looking for a particular type of individual and we don't feel we would be compatible." Reply, "You games players and jerks and if she wants to miss out on the best cock in town...etc.etc." we do not respond unless we are a least a bit interested.

The Panserbjørne said...

Only used one of those sites for a couple of weeks -- it just never seemed to be worth the time or effort to me -- but I've heard enough horror stories from the women who've used said sites to be sympathetic on your behalf. Please allow me to apologize for all the idiots you must deal with. :)

-- PB

Jz said...

Oh, it's even worse when you're looking for something a little more involved than a fuck buddy!
I feel your pain...

Dreamliner said...

I am only an occasional reader of your blog YM. Being a male my perspective is different, albiet I can agree with you re some of my fellow male bretheren.

For a FB I would have thought AFF as being not that good. Too full of profiles that are not that honest.

I have found on the web some contacts over the years and wih due caution and screening they have worked out. In the early days there was some hit and miss! The other issue is down here we have less people and a smaller pop basis to work with....if you get my drift. Again caution is required.

Happy searching and I hope you get that opportunity to explore more erotic boundaries...

Dreamliner

Riff Dog said...

Yikes! You responded to every message? I'm surprised you lasted three days! I'm looking forward to these stories, though, so I guess it was worth it! ;-)

And thank you for the link. ;-)

Dewey's System said...

we all know that you won't be soon "abandoning" your pursuit of the perfect fuck-buddy. haha. the next one is right around the corner. ;)

 
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