Why is it that a good fuck buddy is hard to find...You would think that it would be a simple process of logging onto AFF, trawling through the multitude of messages your profile throws up, choose a man [or two] that fits your criteria, meet for coffee to check he's not a psychopath in disguise [and he is and appears to be what he says he is] and proceed to the nearest hotel to have what you would hope to be, a decent shag. Sounds so simple doesn't it?
Its bloody not! I am quite sure that it wasn't this challenging the last time around. Or maybe its me...maybe I am just being too picky...Nah, standards must be maintained!
So after barely a week I was left banging my head against the wall, wondering why I do this to myself? [Because I like to have a no-strings fuck buddy around for when I'm in the mood for it] Although, to be fair, some of the grief was entirely my own fault. For some strange reason, I thought it would be fun to do a wee social experiment and reply to every message I received...I entirely blame Riff and his ilk for this.
Their collective whining on about how women never reply to their messages made me think that it was unfair of us females to do so. And since I don't live above the equator my inbox generally wont have 150 messages in it after one day like those poor northern women, so as an experiment it was do-able. Besides, maybe I was missing out on a diamond in the rough by ruthlessly culling out every man that didn't immediately fit my criteria...
What the fuck was I thinking? Seriously, I should have my Slutty Girl membership revoked for such idiotic behaviour. I lasted three days...hey, I have perseverance if nothing else and some seriously good blog fodder, omg the stories I have for you...The moral of that wee story is, do not reply! If he doesn't fit your pre-set criteria, do not be kind, just ignore, there are no diamonds in the rough lurking in your inbox.
And I know that sounds incredibly hard to those guys reading this that are often ignored, but really, a few wankers out there really do ruin it for the rest of you. If your not a wanker, go read Riff's series on how to write a good profile and score yourself a MILF, I have no doubt that if you follow his simple 12-step program you will be successful!
So with my social experiment hastily put to one side, I was free to discard with gay abandon those that didn't fit and start conversations with those that did. Which led to....more head banging!
Then, just as I was about to abandon all hope of finding a decent fuck buddy, a wee glimmer or two appeared on the horizon...
W is for Waterskiing
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