Am I already a cougar???

Monday, March 8, 2010

I have been getting an astonishingly large amount of profile views and messages lately from 18 to 26 year olds....does this mean that I am already a cougar? Dear god I hope not....I had assumed that I had a few more years to go before that happened. And really, I do want to be a cougar...when I grow up!

I'm not entirely sure why on earth these young guys think I would be the slightest bit interested in teaching them how to eat pussy and fuck....for free! Yup, that's pretty much what their messages consist of "...looking for an older woman to teach me how to please a woman in bed" My best advice sunshine...listen to what she's telling you. But given that twenty-something males are not prone to listening on any level, its fairly wasted advice. Although, I have heard a rumour that at that age they can keep it hard all night and go again and again and again....food for thought ;)

I have only really had one encounter of the cougar-kind but to be fair I really don't think he realised I was over ten years older than him [I look quite youthful for my age] Anyway, a long story short....I was in a bar with some friends and when I'm out drinking I don't like using the ladies loo's. No offence girls, but after midnight the ladies loos are fairly gross and there is always someone up-chucking in there, so I use the boys room. Lets face it guys very rarely sit down on a night out and they are nice enough to throw up outside, ergo the stalls are relatively clean.

So use the boys room I did and this young guy was obviously so impressed/in awe/in shock at my audacity that he had to start a conversation which kind of quickly lead to him daring me to kiss him, never one to turn down a challenge like that, I did [Oh and he was very hot, or maybe that was the tequila goggles talking] After that surprisingly good kiss, I had to ask how old he was. 'About the same age as you' he replied 'And that would be?' I asked. '25' Needless to say, I snorted and bolted back to my friends.

Oh and if your ever tempted to use the men's room yourself you must have a smart-arse reply for one of the twenty idiots lined up at the urinal that will ask you to come hold his cock...'Sure darlin, how do you like your shoes, damp or soaking wet?' usually works for me.

So I am quite sure, that somewhere in my future, I will be stalking 18 year olds in bars. Probably wearing a too-tight/too short animal print dress, way too much gold jewellery and make-up, one day, but not just yet...

14 comments:

Sexy at Forty said...

I love the thought of a hot youngin I can teach! He would at least need to be over 28 or so though..
I love the thought of a youngin getting all hot and bothered over my sexual talents... : )

Spring Flower said...

That is so flattering to be "mistaken" for much younger than our age!! I don't think I would have the guts to use the boys' room though. But the thought of a young man... mmmmm.

Lois Lane said...

In my opinion, and as a general rule of thumb, "Cougar" kicks in when you're over 40 OR the guy is 7+ years younger. I had a 26 year old that rocked my body playing out his porn-star fantasies...til he got to be boring. Although, decent adult conversation was completely out of the question. I preferred it when he didn't talk at all.

Ben said...

Since YOU are not actively in pursuit of THEM, I don't think you are a cougar.

Southern Sage said...

I think you have to eat one before you attain cougar-dom status.

But yes to answer your question, from 14-30 or so most guys are hard more than soft even without stimulation.

Aurore said...

Well I had someone tell me last night that he was interested in older women - I just turned 31 - does that qualify as older? Yikes! It made me feel ancient.

You are certainly not a cougar - until you start hunting you're safe from the title ;)

TysonandScarlett said...

well give me a call when you're in the cougar stage ;). As far as the men's bathroom being cleaner, i wouldnt know since I've never been to the ladies room, but that would have to be pretty bad. You think our aim is bad when we're sober, imagine after a few shots.

Sexy Runners said...

Here's another snarky response, "I'm a heavy equipment operator..sorry hon..you don't qualify."

Of course I'm saying this thinking I have heavy equipment.....LOL.

And your last HNT was super hot.

IM

Gray said...

*laughs* It is awesome that you look so young but I totally agree with the lack of listening from the younger crowd. I also find a lack of consideration that drives me nuts.

Btw such lovely HNT picture as always.;)

Topaz said...

Sage & Lois have created my new cougar definition! And it is wonderful to be mistaken for younger, isn't it? Maybe that's how we find ourselves in so much trouble sometimes...

Vixen said...

I prefer younger men. I've suddenly found myself highly attracted to men in their early 20's. And I used to think what you said- not wanting to 'teach them'. But I have to say, the two young men I've been with in the last few months (both under 24) was the *best* sex I've had. (shhh....)

I'll take my cougar status ;)

xo

Riff Dog said...

{Note to self - Think of something more original to say than "Will you hold my cock for me?" when woman comes into men's room."}

Whether you're a cougar or not (I'm never sure what any of these definitions are,) it has to feel good getting the attention. Although I'm not so sure I'd want to be a "teacher" either.

Barefoot Dreamer said...

This made me giggle - love the bathroom response

Ms Scarlett said...

Awesome!

Let me know when you're ready to embark on your "cougar night out"... I wanna come along...

XO

 
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