A brief catch up...

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I know not a lot of real time saucy stories have been forth coming of late, so I thought I would give you all a brief catch up on what has been happening in the world of me! My men as follows:

The H
If it wasn't for the H, I wouldn't be having a lot of sex right now. Don't get me wrong, I am not complaining....I would rather have a good home cooked meal than fast food any day! But our marital sex life tends to be rather tidal, currently its high tide and I'm enjoying every minute of it....long may it last!

Mr Big
I am not generally given to 'chattiness' with my lovers, I prefer communication to be fair low key and pretty much based on one topic.....sex and preferable about when. So the 'chattiness' of Mr Big is kind of throwing me a bit. I'm not sure if I'm enjoying it or not. The other downside to 'chattiness' is getting to know your lover quite well which potentially leads to emotional stuff. I just don't do emotional stuff. But for the moment he is still around, next encounter unknown.....scheduling issues!


Helicopter Guy
Its been a couple of months since I last saw Helicopter Guy but he keeps popping up now and then to let me know he's still around. We have an over-nighter planned for later in the week. I used to think that I had a lot of time to go out and have some fun with my 'bits on the side'. I have since discovered that I don't! Mind you, it really doesn't help that he bloody flys everywhere instead of driving! Will keep you posted on the over-nighter......I am beside myself with excitement!

The Original Bit on the Side
He is currently sulking [again, it wont last for long] May have something to do with me telling him to seek blow jobs from his wife instead of me. Oh, don't feel sorry for him, hes a big boy and has been told this before. Last week, unfortunately, I had a bit of a 'female' problem, so any blow job given would be unable to be reciprocated immediately. I have learnt from experience with him sexual favours must called in immediately as his promises of 'pay back' never eventuate, its a bit like signing a free trade agreement with China......You get to buy lots of there stuff but they buy very little of yours.

4 comments:

Confessor X said...

Thanks for the catchup...and yes, youre right...home cooked is always better then take out ;)

bdenied said...

I think a good rule is never give a blow job until your pussy has been devoured by a tongue.....guys get very lazy if you let them.....thanks for the update.....your blog is great.....

Cheating Wife said...

Okay, making the rounds and catching up...glad I caught today's post :-) Enjoy the high tide with the H...I know I always do...now, if I could only predict when they will hit...

:-)

CW

Riff Dog said...

I love your descriptions of Mr. Big and the Original. And I definitely hear you regarding too many "I can't stop thinking about you" messages. Danger, danger, danger.

 
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