Oh don't worry, I will still throw in a bit of random sex and definitely some good HNT picture so you need not all desert me! Although, I have come to the conclusion that I have very much fallen into the trap of writing for my audience. It happens to the best of us as many bloggers will tell you. I started this blog as a way of getting off my chest stuff going on in my life. Yes, the dirty, deviant, sexy, fun stuff. But it was stuff that I need to vent about. Then you get a follower or two and they start leaving comments and before you know it, your writing what you think everyone wants to read, not about what you really want to write about. With me so far? good.
So, I am going back to writing about what I want to write about. It may or may not involve nudity or offensive themes....But first a wee catch up. The H is good, adorable even. Driving me nuts and to orgasm on a regular basis. Mr Big is gone. Why? who knows, no real explanation was given. It is always nice to know why, but I suppose at the end of the day it really is irrelevant, the result is still the same. No new ones are lurking in the shrubbery or my inbox at this time.
I have had a rather fun summer hiatus. I have managed to get into a ton of mischief without getting arrested...always a bonus and because this is no longer a strictly 'sex' blog, y'all will get to hear about it...lucky you, or maybe not! Its been a wee bit of a learning experience too...
Things I have learnt this summer:
- Do not question the right of a 6'4" drag queen in 5" heels to use the ladies loo in a gay bar and what ever you do, don't tell him you hope he left the seat down! He threaten to pop me in his handbag, so I squealed like a girl and locked myself in a stall.
- Replying to a text dumping you is a very, very poor idea after drinking four triple Black Russians. The next morning when you check your phone you will resemble the Italian flag...green then white then red, in that order!
- Nude sunbathing may result bits that you never knew you could get burnt, very much getting burnt. And on that note, it is incredibly difficult to rub SPF70 into your fanny without looking like your playing with yourself.
- Smoking Mexican tripping weed will not get you high, no matter how much of it you smoke.