Jon, John n Jonathon

Yeah, a bit like Ed, Edd n Eddy but with less boogers I promise you! The only problem with real time blogging is that sometimes stuff (sex) just doesn't happen! And this week its been a little light on the action front.....such is life but busy in other ways. This week, John's have been like buses, none for ages then three come along at once. So let me tell you the story about the 'John's' and how I turned into an email queen!

Jon
Also referred to as IT guy in my previous post. Ahhh another coffee date, gotta love em. There is nothing like the little thrill of excitement and anticipation in meeting a new potential lover and this date was no exception. We hit it off exceptionally well via email and arranged to meet up. This all happened quite quickly which is typical for me, I'm not really an email queen, would rather get the first meeting over and done with in fairly short order instead of to-ing and fro-ing via email. So I meet up with Jon at the cafe, lovely guy, quite cute in a nerdy kinda way. We are chatting happily away over coffee doing the whole 'getting to know you' conversation and part of it goes like this...

Me: So how long have you been married?
Him: Oh just over 5 years
I think to myself, gosh that's not long before you start straying!
Me: Do you have any children?
Him: Yeah two, ones 17 months old and the other is 8 weeks old
I start hearing this little clanging noise in my ear, alarm bells perhaps?
Me: Sooo out of curiosity, why are you looking at dipping your toe outta the marital bed?
Him: Well my wife and I just don't have sex anymore, with her being pregnant and that I have hardly had any sex for nearly a year now.

At this point I think my jaw fell open, I started breathing deeply to try and control the overwhelming urge to speak before I thought (a terrible habit I have) In my eyes, Jon had just lost all of his attractiveness. Now I know I am an adulterer and therefore I am no position to judge others who want to screw around but I have a few morals left and I'm not going to screw a guy who in my opinion should be at home helping out his wife, not having a coffee with me bitching about how hes not getting any. I was his wife once, two small children, sleep deprived with zero sex drive due to circumstances. So instead of letting rip at this guy how he needs to man up, go home and give his wife a foot rub instead of looking for another woman to fuck, I politely made my excuses and bolted for the door. Before I climb off my soapbox, I just have to say in my humble opinion a pregnancy and small children are not a reason to stray, its situational, we all have gone through it, get over it dude, its a dry spell, learn how to wank or something!

John
After my previous meeting with the other Jon, I am now evolving into a bit of an email queen. I'm also developing quite a long check list of 'stuff I need to know' which I throw randomly and haphazardly into conversation before setting up that all important first meeting. I haven't actually met this John yet, the big day is this Tuesday. Woohoo I cant wait! But so far, he's ticking all the right boxes and from his picture I don't think a paper bag will be required.

Jonathon
I met this guy through a slightly different method from the usual (hey you take your men from where you can find em) and I am in full email queen mode now! I am having a huge amount of fun bouncing emails back and forth with this guy. Hes witty, articulate and a lot of fun to chat to......oh and hes tall! I am really looking forward to seeing where this one takes me, but just quietly, I think he's a keeper.

Everyone meet Helicopter Guy.....

I was hanging out on the deck, doing some paper work (yeah right!) when he arrived. We chatted briefly about this and that (in that nervous kind of way) before I led him inside. I popped my papers on the table and he came up behind me and brushed my hair off my neck, I turned and he reached down, cupped my face, lent in and kissed me. Softly at first, cautiously, tentatively, testing the waters....then deeper, with more exploration, tasting, teasing.

Oh. My. The man can kiss! He pulled me closer and sneaked his hand up the back of my shirt and started stroking my back, all the while kissing the hell out of me. After a few more head-spinning minutes of kissing he broke away and pulled me over to the chair and sat down. I straddled his lap and we resumed kissing. His hands started roaming everywhere, up my top, stroking my back again, running the back of his hand across my belly, fingers moving slowly lower to brush underneath my waist band, up again to cup my breast, thumbs sneaking under my bra to brush across my nipples. My whole body felt on fire with a burning need.

Suddenly he lent forward and stood up, taking me with him. I don't know about you girls but I love a man that picks me up, it makes me feel all small and delicate, OK I am small but hell its such a fabulously manly thing to do, love it! (it doesn't hurt that hes well over six foot and built like the proverbial)

So with my legs wrapped around his waist he carried me over to the couch and lent me over the end of it. His started nibbling on my ears, kissing down my neck. He pulled up my top, unclasped my bra and scattered kisses over my belly. His hand cupped my breast and his thumb teasing my hard nipple. He quickly replaced his thumb with his tongue, drawing lazy circles around my nipples before taking them into his mouth and gently sucking.

He picked me up again and flashed me a wicked grin. 'where to now?' he asked. 'Straight down the end of the hall to the bedroom' I replied. And so he carried me down to the bedroom and gently laid me on the bed. He lent down and kissed me thoroughly again before slipping off my top and bra. I unbuttoned his shirt and pushed it off his shoulder, where he shrugged it to the floor. I ran my hands over his chest and down his belly as he kissed his way down my neck, across my chest, taunting and teasing my nipples before kissing his way further south down my stomach. I sat up and unsnapped the buttons on his jean and encouraged them to the floor (and taking in a sneak peak at his cock straining against his underwear, wow, built big all over!)

He pushed me back on the bed and ran his hand from my neck down my body to edge of my knickers. Slipping a finger beneath the lacy edge, he traced his finger around until his finger was skimming across my wet, swollen pussy lips. He pushed the edge of my panties aside and slid a finger inside me, feeling my wetness, spreading it all over. Next thing I know, my knickers are hitting the floor and his tongue is lapping at my clit, his fingers working their way insistently inside me. I arched my hips against his face, urging him on, harder, faster, more.... his other hand comes around and pushes my belly to the mattress, pinning me in place. I lose control completely and cum hard against his face. 'Did that hit the spot?' he asked.

I grinned and nodded, then pulled him up towards me. He covered me with his body and kissed me again. Pushing on his shoulder, I flipped him onto his back and straddled him. I started with his mouth, teasing him with my lips and tongue before moving down his neck and chest. My long hair trailing over his body as I slowly worked my way down. When I reached his cock, I gave the head a couple of long, wet, swirling licks before taking him into my mouth, very slowly, just a little bit at a time. As I worked his cock deeper and deeper into my mouth, I felt him weave his fingers into my hair. I firmly grasped his cock in my hand and moved my hand up and down with the rhythm of my mouth and tongue.

Sensing that he probably wasn't going to last much longer, I stopped sucking his cock and scrambled back up his body to give him another long kiss. While kissing me back, he rolled me over onto my back and slid his cock into me with one smooth move. He started with slow, shallow thrusts, then getting harder and deeper. I raked my finger nails down his back and grabbed his ass, encouraging him on. He grasped my hips firmly with both hands and let go, fucking me deep and hard until he came.

Very sweetly, he gathered me into his arms and we lay chatting, kissing and stroking each other for a while. My little lust fairy was sated and satisfied and I'm wondering what the hell I did to deserve this fantastic bit on the side...... let the adventures begin!

First Meeting

It was a gorgeous sunny day and we had arranged to meet in the morning for a coffee. As I was parking my car he sent a text to let me know he was running a little late (wins points for being thoughtful!) I ordered a coffee and found a table outside so I could enjoy the sun while waiting for him to arrive. I looked up just as he walked around the corner and I immediately knew it was him. Don’t you love it when their pictures online do absolutely no justice to them and they end up being far better looking in real life?

He spotted me instantly and exchanged greetings and cheek kisses before he went inside to order his own coffee. I welcomed the chance to lift my jaw off the ground, wipe the drool from my chin, and bat that damn lust fairy off my shoulder. I don’t usually judge men purely on their looks, for me personality counts for just as much. I thought I was lucky with the last one being better than average looks-wise, but this guy is ‘Oh.My.God’ good looking.

Tall, tanned and toned (does triathlons and has the body to prove it) short sun-bleached blond hair and gorgeous blue eyes. He has that classic ‘air force/fly-boy’ look about him, possibly because he flies helicopters (yeah, I’m shallow enough to be turned on by that too!)

He returns to the table and we sit and chat about this and that. He has a lovely personality, quite a serious kind of guy and completely different to the usual ‘type’ that I go for, which is why I deliberately chose him. The usual ‘inked up, pierced, x-factor, full-of-himself bad boy’ type that I usually go for has recently caused me nothing but grief, so I thought I would give another ‘type’ a go.

By the time we had finished our coffees it was clearly obvious that the chemistry was there and we both well and truly approved of each other, which led to the ‘when can we get together again?’ question. I told him that I wanted to think about it and would let him know very soon, hell after he last time I was making sure that I was thinking about this with the right bits of my anatomy!

Within 15 minutes of leaving the café he text me: It was really great finally meeting you today and I would love to see you again. Yup, we have a winner here! Yeah, I put him out of his misery and text him straight back saying I would love to see him again too. Now all I need is a blog name for him, cause this one is sticking around….

Searching for a new one....

I mentioned in another post that I was thinking about looking for a new man to add to "The Yummy Mummy Stable of Studs" (definitely has a ring to it) After looking at my circle of acquaintances, business contacts, friends husbands etc... I was unable to come up with a man that fitted the picture.

So off I troddled to one of those "Adult dating" websites to sign up and find myself a hot new playmate. I decided on the screen name 'naughtysecret', hey I thought it was cute and lets face it you can spend days trying to think up a good name - these things can be over thought!

So there I was, all signed up with a brief intro message & a 'what I'm looking for' message and I sat back waiting for the guys to respond (I'm a chick, they tend to come to us not us to them) and respond they did! (please note: I have not edited these messages in anyway other than to remove identifying names/places, this is how they landed in my inbox)

No.1 pj2692
Message: I can be your naughty secret

*eye roll* actually make that *MAJOR eye roll* yeah darlin, I'm sure you can be my naughty secret...... geez why didnt he just say 'wanna fuck?' oh stupid me, he did! Then I thought to myself, maybe I'm being a bit judgemental, lets give the guy a chance. So I looked up his profile and the first thing that catches my attention is status: single. I go back and check my 'what I'm looking for' message, yup I did write MUST BE MARRIED.

No.2 Great4utu
Message: Hi, Well you describe yourself as intelligent, ,flirty and fun ...... mmmmmh !!!!! Moi? .. intelligent, mischiefous, horny.I can travel, however you may want to have your secret a little closer to home ??
If not we can explore the possibbilities.
Talk Soon

Ahhhh sorry babe, 250km is a little too far to a regular fuck, nice to meet ya tho! Hey at least this one was married!

No.3 Roggamore
Message: Hi naughty, nice to see a naughty girl on here. Hope we can chat to get to know each other. I'm a well educated person who has time on my hands to enjoy myself and a special female like yourself. I travel quite a bit when I'm not working my butt off, and find an adventure or two can spice up your life and is loads of fun. You can reply on this site and/or accept invite and you will see my contact on my profile. C U soon Roger

OMG I think his name really is Roger More..... sadly, despite being interesting sounding, again 250km is a little far to go.

No.4 Loopy286
Message: I come over to xxxxxx every couple of months for work and am looking for some fun while im staying over there, would you be interested?

Read profile, single!Re-read profile and notice body shape is listed as ample and 'member size' as very long, ponders what ample might look like and thinks that a long member may be necessary if body shape is ample.

No.5 toysnties
Message: Your dreams and desires might just come true. Check out my profile (brand new) Looks like there might be some fun to be had.

Check out profile......mmmm very interesting, oh and not too shabby looking either, whats the catch, ah there it is, SINGLE!

No. 6 erotic4u2008
Message: Or as Obama says...YES WE CAN
So yes, you could be my naughty secret...just how naughty can you be???
Did I happen to mention...I luv naughty girls...they're the best kind!
Mind you, sometimes naughty girls get a little spanking don't they??...Could be fun..lol
Maybe you could tell me a little more about yourself...and I will do the same...a pic or pix would be nice..tell me what turns you on...mmm
Rob

Check out profile..... Ok, not bad. Check out picture, wow! hot looking bod, a little hairy but never the less, HOT, damn shame about the strippy underpants, yeah horizontal stipes too. Combine striped undies with that message and I think I will pass thanks honey!

No. 7 hkj866
Message: I like your profile and I am in the same situation as you, married but need something more.
I am in the process of moving to Xxxxxxx, just got my employee contract and it would be nice to get to know you.

Please reply if you are interested

This guys profile was perfect! Met every single criteria I had and as a bonus, very good looking. The catch? 500km away.......

No. 8 trader613
Message: i fit all your criteria bar 1, im not married, but i totally understand the rules, im also looking for a regular friend and am absolutely discreet, i also work for for myself and am available anytime day or night,living in the same town a bonus, my membership expires tommorrow and im not going to renew so i wont be able to message you from tuesday so if your interested get back to me b4 then and il give you my details, il try to write my mobile and hopefully this place wont block it... (xxx xxxx xxxx) ...this place requires you to send 2messages each b4 you can give contacts lol, anyway hope you like what you see and if you do, hope you read my code for my mobile lol..xx

Argh! SINGLE!


No.9 Harry10152
Message: What a shame you are too far away.
You are probably just what I am looking for.

Have a great day

WTF?

No.10 Burlbrud
Message: im ya man&up 4 it id like 2 hear back from ya

------ Profile Attached -------

hey well guess i cud start by sayn im Very Genuine&here 2 make friends&c what this site has 2 offer?? im pretty fussy lol
well here goesim a NON drama guy!!!im aM outgoing(LOVE TRAVELING) healthy&active,attractive(well thats wot they tell me lol most of my friends are liars!)um i have olive skin(alil Maori blood),long curly dark hair,blue eyes..im sexy,,funny&very sensual.&dont be freaked by my inkwork!! i hv beautiful tattoos here &there that are very special 2 me(tribute 2 my mum&dad)....um i also have a couple of yummy piercings that wud make ur eyes roll with delight lol as you can tell i do pocess a sense of humour would love to meet a real woman who knows what she wants in life&in a man.. i love animals,especially horses (with a passion) so needless 2 say this cowboy can RIDE hehe.do almost anything to enjoy life(within reason)if you think you have what it takes dont be shy cos i sooo know how 2 treat a lady 110% Im lookn 4 alil fun&MAYBE my soulmate 2 make magic with so NO WANNA-B TIME WASTERS PLEASE,I CONSIDER MY TIME PRECIOUS!! ME X

Check out profile: I swear to god this guy looks just like Slash from guns n roses!!! complete with the hat too! next...... (nothing against Slash, you understand)