HNT: Shy girl...

I hide my face, but not in shame....I just don't want y'all to know my name!
(yeah ok, I suck at poetry!)

Happy HNT! Be sure and visit Obasso to see who else is playing along this week!

HNT: Bikini...

By the time this post hits the blogsphere I will be in the 'land of smiles' enjoying sun, sand, shopping and of course sex! This is my rather pasty white pre-holiday bod....when I get back I will show ya my tan-lines *wink*

Happy HNT! and be sure and visit Obasso to see who else is playing along this week!

HNT: Say goodbye to winter...

Spring has sprung, the grass has ris'
I wonder where the birdies is?

I know that up there in the North, you are all no doubt already mourning the end of summer. But way down under here, spring has arrived and summer is on its way! So to celebrate I'm saying goodbye to my winter stockings and hello to summer dresses and strappy sandals!

Happy HNT everyone and make sure you go along and visit Obasso and see who else is playing along this week!

Fourteen hours of fun...

This post was meant to be about the fourteen fantastic hours I spent with Mr Big. And it was a truly fantastic night! But given I have just ended our relationship I am very much struggling to gather together the necessary state of mind to write about it in a way it deserves.....I will hopefully get to it one day. The night was everything I had hoped for and some!

Why did I end it? Well when your marriage opens up you realise that there a potential there for not just a fuck buddy or a friend with benefits, but for a relationship. Your not sneaking around grabbing snatches of the other person whenever and wherever you can. Knowing that what your getting is as much as you can get or as good as it can get.

I had/have feelings for him, huge feelings that came through when I realised that there really could be a relationship. Unfortunately with him just coming out of a long term relationship, there wasn't space in his head for one with me.

When you have feelings for someone, you also have expectation. Expectations of the way you want them to behave towards you, of what you want from them. When you want to have a relationship with someone you also have needs, needs that need to be met.

He is not in a position to meet my expectations or my needs at the moment. So to save myself a lot of grief, hurt and disappointment, I decided that moving on is the best thing for now. I didnt want to get to a point where I was being hurt because he couldn't meet my expectations or needs.

It is so very fucking hard to let go of someone you want so badly...

Stuff happens...

Sometimes in life stuff just happens....recently I had 'stuff happen' in my life which meant I had to pull my blog for a wee while. But now that the stuff is over and done with my blog and I are back (assuming of course you noticed I was gone, if you didn't feel free to ignore this post!) What was the stuff I hear you ask? ummm gonna take a dodge on that answer and just leave it at 'stuff happens'!

Anyway, now we are back and up and running, I will have to tell you all about the fantastic over-nighter I had with Mr Big...

HNT: *That* Picture

Anyone who holds a membership to an 'Adult Dating' website has one of these. Yup, that picture that you send out to those that you deem worthy of receiving it. It shows you at your flattering best without giving away who you are, hot (I hope) but anonymous. This is mine.....

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone!

List of 8's

Here are the rules:

1. Mention the person (or people) who tagged you.
2. Complete the lists of 8s.
3. Tag 8 other bloggers and let them know they have been tagged.

I got this from the lovely Topaz

8 things I am looking forward to:
-getting a hair cut & colour
-going on holiday next month!
-summer
-finishing our house renovation
-getting home tonight
-having a wine & a catch up with my sister (nothing like a girly gossip to sooth the soul)
-a time when we don't have to work so much/so hard
-my next restaurant meal

8 things I did yesterday:
-had sex with the H (why did that come to mind first??)
-forgot 'the original bit on the side's' birthday (yup I'm in deep shite over it)
-drank two glasses of outstanding Yarpie pinot noir....yeah who would have thought it eh?
-ate chocolate
-banked an extremely large cheque for a work contract we have just finished (Yay money, wine, chocolate & sex all on the same day and it was a Monday too! outstanding!)
-went to work
-had a major tantrum over the teenager hogging the bathroom in the morning
-agreed to babysit a miniature poodle while her Daddies are away on holiday for a week

Isn't she cute!

8 things I wish I could do:
-not be at work right now....
-find more time to go to the gym
-spend more time with my husband & kids
-eat whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted with no effect!
-run 10km without stopping
-not worry about stuff so much
-paint the fingernails on my right hand without making a mess of it
-rule the world mwahahaha (kidding!)

8 shows I watch:
-Greys anatomy
-The News
-Sarah's House
-Grand Designs
-Any kind of motorsport
-The politically incorrect guide to parenting
-U choose 40
-too many kids shows to count!

8 favourite fruits:
-kiwifruit
-mandarin
-bananas
-papaya
-mango
-grapes (not sure if they are really a fruit!)
-nashi
-watermelon

8 places I'd like to travel:
-Italy
-The UK
-Canada
-The States
-Vietnam
-China
-Egypt
-The South Island

8 places I've lived:
Will skip this one, being from a very small country and all....

8 people I've tagged who don't have to if they don't want to:
Well hell, everyone I wanted to tag has been tagged already! Feel free to pop it on your own blog tho!

Friday funny

Yeah its Friday down here! TGIF!

My sister sent this email to me this morning and I have spent the last ten minutes cracking up over it.....too funny, so I thought I would share......

Sing the tune "I will survive"


SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!